pjcalamity:

neekcreep:

hogwarts-express:

fuckin lilo

I’m fucking dying

LILO NO

29 minutes ago with 74,593 notes — via x5013, © thedisneyprincess



“Ladies, children, sheep… Some people call me a terrorist, I consider myself a teacher. Lesson number one: heroes - there is no such thing.”

33 minutes ago with 3,099 notes — via andysmcnally, © batmaned



36 minutes ago with 418 notes — via andrewgiggles, © vampireweekday



41 minutes ago with 6,357 notes — via theatomicboom, © atotalmisreadingof



LIFE HACK

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

42 minutes ago with 90,031 notes — via humpinghippogriffs, © really-shit



travcity:

YOU DON’T LIKE CHEESECAKE. WTF
NO IT WEIRDS ME OUT

image

47 minutes ago with 2 notes — via travcity



Gurl… You best get them stuffed animals straightened




despondence:

hawkeye in his natural habitat

despondence:

hawkeye in his natural habitat

55 minutes ago with 40,648 notes — via rueliveson, © despondence



59 minutes ago with 2,810 notes — via theatomicboom, © theamericankid



#oh god this is the best song ever #you put this on and suddenly you can do ANYTHING #YOU CAN LIFT THE SOFA AND VACUUM UNDER IT #YOU CAN DO THE DIRTY DISHES THAT HAVE BEEN ON THE SINK FOR A WEEK #YOU CAN IRON ALL YOUR CLOTHES #BECAUSE IN THAT MOMENT YOU ARE INVINCIBLE 

1 hour ago with 104,640 notes — via temperance-brennan, © hulkbomb



someone help me. I don’t want to go back to work and straighten the plush room.

6 hours ago with 1 note



6 hours ago with 5,488 notes — via saraoverlandfrost, © itsdefinitelymaybe



llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

6 hours ago with 28,851 notes — via saraoverlandfrost, © llwlyn



kingsguarding:

the queen in the north, the queen of the seven kingdoms, the queen regent, the dragon queen

6 hours ago with 2,180 notes — via fuckyeahgameofthrones, © kingsguarding



Run Sophie Run [x]

6 hours ago with 16,482 notes — via bartonesque, © clarissafrayes