fuckin lilo
I’m fucking dying
LILO NO
“Ladies, children, sheep… Some people call me a terrorist, I consider myself a teacher. Lesson number one: heroes - there is no such thing.”

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Gurl… You best get them stuffed animals straightened

#oh god this is the best song ever #you put this on and suddenly you can do ANYTHING #YOU CAN LIFT THE SOFA AND VACUUM UNDER IT #YOU CAN DO THE DIRTY DISHES THAT HAVE BEEN ON THE SINK FOR A WEEK #YOU CAN IRON ALL YOUR CLOTHES #BECAUSE IN THAT MOMENT YOU ARE INVINCIBLE
someone help me. I don’t want to go back to work and straighten the plush room.
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
the queen in the north, the queen of the seven kingdoms, the queen regent, the dragon queen